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Tactical Fatherhood Unit Vintage Insignia
$31.99
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About this design
A distressed, vintage-style military unit patch design. The crest features crossed wrenches and a rugged coffee thermos, flanked by olive branches and a stylized star. Text reads 'Tactical Fatherhood Unit' in a classic military stencil font, with a bottom rocker reading 'Standard Issue Dad'. The color palette utilizes olive drab, faded mustard yellow, and charcoal black for an authentic surplus store feel.
Fabric & fit
100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz — soft, breathable, holds its shape wash after wash. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Shipping & returns
Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.
