Perceiving Is Exhausting Hoodie

Give yourself permission to log off and lie face down in the grass.

• Crafted from a soft, cotton-rich fabric for all-day comfort.
• Relaxed unisex fit provides plenty of room to breathe.
• Printed with durable inks that resist cracking and fading.
• Produced made-to-order to minimize environmental waste.

The naive, crayon-style doodle captures that specific modern feeling of having too many tabs open in your brain. It channels a playful, self-deprecating humor that speaks directly to anyone needing a temporary break from reality.

Review the size chart prior to ordering; we suggest sizing up if you prefer an oversized drape.

100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz — soft, breathable, holds its shape wash after wash. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.

Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.