

Printed to order
Barely Holding It Together Opossum Hoodie
About this design
Wear your daily mental state on your chest with this deliberately unhinged opossum doodle.
- Soft, cotton-rich fabric for all-day comfort
- Relaxed, unisex fit that drapes naturally
- Durable, fade-resistant print that handles regular washing
- Made-to-order to reduce environmental waste
This jagged crayon scribble captures that specific modern mood of just barely surviving the week. The chaotic, unbalanced layout and wide-eyed stare make it a relatable uniform for anyone navigating life's daily absurdities.
Please check the size chart before ordering to ensure your preferred fit.
Fabric & fit
100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz — soft, breathable, holds its shape wash after wash. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Shipping & returns
Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.







