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Barely Holding It Together Opossum Hoodie

$65.99
Size S
Color Dark Heather

Free US shipping over $50 · Ships in 2–5 business days · 30-day print guarantee

About this design

Wear your daily mental state on your chest with this deliberately unhinged opossum doodle.

  • Soft, cotton-rich fabric for all-day comfort
  • Relaxed, unisex fit that drapes naturally
  • Durable, fade-resistant print that handles regular washing
  • Made-to-order to reduce environmental waste

This jagged crayon scribble captures that specific modern mood of just barely surviving the week. The chaotic, unbalanced layout and wide-eyed stare make it a relatable uniform for anyone navigating life's daily absurdities.

Please check the size chart before ordering to ensure your preferred fit.

Fabric & fit

100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz — soft, breathable, holds its shape wash after wash. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.

SizeSMLXL2XL
Width (in)1820222426
Length (in)2829303132
Shipping & returns

Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.