Printed to order
My Absolute Everything 90s Pet Tee
About this design
Wear your pet obsession like a vintage rap icon.
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a breathable, soft feel
- Relaxed unisex fit that wears well on any build
- High-fidelity print resists fading wash after wash
- Made-to-order to reduce environmental waste
The 90s bootleg aesthetic is back, trading vintage rap stars for the real legends in our lives: our pets. This heavy halftone collage with retro smoke and lightning bolts lets you broadcast your affectionate obsession.
Fits true to size. Size up if you prefer a looser, oversized streetwear look.
Fabric & fit
100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz — soft, breathable, holds its shape wash after wash. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Shipping & returns
Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.
