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Live Fast Eat Trash Retro Raccoon Tee
About this design
Wear your feral energy on your sleeve with a raccoon who understands the assignment.
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a breathable, soft feel
- Classic unisex fit that drapes naturally
- High-fidelity, durable print designed to withstand regular washing
- Made-to-order production to reduce environmental waste
The unhinged trash panda aesthetic captures the exact mood of navigating modern life. This distressed 70s sunset design brings a heavy dose of unapologetic humor to your daily rotation.
Sizing note: This tee runs true to size for a standard unisex fit. Size up if you prefer a looser, oversized look.
Fabric & fit
100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz — soft, breathable, holds its shape wash after wash. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Shipping & returns
Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.







