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Live Fast Eat Trash Retro Raccoon Tee

$31.99
Size S
Color Blackberry

Free US shipping over $50 · Ships in 2–5 business days · 30-day print guarantee

About this design

Wear your feral energy on your sleeve with a raccoon who understands the assignment.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton for a breathable, soft feel
  • Classic unisex fit that drapes naturally
  • High-fidelity, durable print designed to withstand regular washing
  • Made-to-order production to reduce environmental waste

The unhinged trash panda aesthetic captures the exact mood of navigating modern life. This distressed 70s sunset design brings a heavy dose of unapologetic humor to your daily rotation.

Sizing note: This tee runs true to size for a standard unisex fit. Size up if you prefer a looser, oversized look.

Fabric & fit

100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz — soft, breathable, holds its shape wash after wash. Unisex fit: true to size; for a relaxed fit, size up.

SizeSMLXL2XL
Width (in)1820222426
Length (in)2829303132
Shipping & returns

Every tee is printed after you order it — usually within 2 business days — then ships from the USA (3–5 days). Misprints or damaged items are replaced free within 30 days. Because each shirt is made for you, we can't accept size-exchange returns; check the size table before ordering.